Wednesday, May 31, 2006

What the hell????


First it was all of the good jobs, now a third arm! Why do the Chinese get everything?

This little dude born was born in a Shanghai hospital two months ago. Here in this picture the doctors were giving him a check-up to decide if they were going to remove his third arm. Hang in there little dude!

Place your caption here........


Okay, okay; I am now ready for my close-up.....

Guess it's too late for this little guy to phone home....




This undated photo from the International Bird Research Center in Cordelia, California shows an x-ray of an injured duck with a broken wing, but also clearly shows what appears to be the face, or head, of an extraterrestrial in the bird's stomach.

I guess those little green men are littleler than we suspected.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Cool pic........

Finally!


I wonder if they'll get to bunk together at 'Blast My Bunghole' Federal Correctional Facility, Laramie, Kansas.........

Question of the Day


Could Vice-President Dick Cheney be a star prosecution witness in the perjury trial of his former Chief-of-Staff? Tune in and see!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Just in case you've been out of the loop for a while....


Since early 2003, Sudanese armed forces and Sudanese government-backed militia known as “Janjaweed” have been fighting two rebel groups in Darfur, the Sudanese Liberation Army/Movement (SLA/SLM) and the Justice and Equality Movement (JEM). As part of their operations against the rebels, these forces have waged a systematic campaign of “ethnic cleansing” against the civilian population who are members of the same ethnic groups as the rebels. The Sudanese government and the Janjaweed militias are responsible for the burning and destruction of hundreds of rural villages, the killing of tens of thousands of people and rape and assault of thousands of women and girls. The Sudanese government’s campaign has forced more than two million Darfurians from their homes. As of 2006, some 1.8 million displaced Darfurians live in camps in Darfur and approximately 220,000 have fled into Chad as refugees. They are unable to return home due to continuing attacks when they try to return, and escalating insecurity.

Finally.......


"The Senate took a step Wednesday toward shoring up safety at underground coal mines following a spate of accidents at mines in Kentucky and West Virginia."

Don't believe everything you hear!



There's a rumor going around that Mexican el-presidente Vincente Fox and ole' GW have a standing date on Wednesday nights to sit around drinking beer while watchin' the new episodes of South Park and huffing each other........

Roy Nagin re-elected Mayor of New Orleans!


Way to go Roy! Whoo-hoo!